Why does every happy thought I have?
Always sound so cynical and mad
Jokes aside, I'm serious this time
With every single positive denied
Clap your hands, rejoice once more
I'm not sure what I said that for
Tonight's the night that we bottom out
We'll hedge our bets and flock downtown
If the price was right, I'd be willing to stay
Because tonight's the night and today's the day
We'll bottom out and then sail away