Take off the glasses and let down your hair
You're so inexperienced but we're under prepared
All drooling and foaming and biting our tongues
Yeah it's such a hot ticket for the old and the young
Sarcastic rejoinders but there's nothing to say
You've got a couple of assets you can put on display
It's more that we'll teach the hot teacher I guess
What an innocent smile and a beautiful chest
Start clapping your hands because she's really a ten
There'll be no runners-up when we do this again
This beauty queen culture is getting obscene
And we can't be redeemed, no we won't be redeemed
Skill testing questions we'll extract and dissect
So cut her some slack or just lend some respect
This primping and preening ain't so easy to do
When millions of people are staring at you
Convictions to hold all these lines to retain
With an hourglass figure and the need to abstain
But out in the cold we'll be feeling the heat
From her ruby red lips to these kids on the streets
Start clapping your hands because she's really a ten
There'll be no runners-up when we do this again
This beauty queen culture is getting obscene
And we can't be redeemed, no we won't be redeemed
Public relations and cracking the glass
They're all noble visions and I know it sounds crass
Nothing they said was ever echoed to last
She's not a great leader but she's got a nice ass
She's not a great leader but she's got a nice ass
Start clapping your hands because she's really a ten
There'll be no runners-up when we do this again
This beauty queen culture is getting obscene
And we can't be redeemed, no we won't be redeemed
Take off the glasses and let down your hair
Still inexperienced but we'll all stop and stare
You're so inexperienced but we don't really care
No we don't really care, oh we don't really care